But poor ole Tuesday.. No respect at all. :-(
But that's what today is.
As for here, Don't really matter I guess. I certainly don't have any CELEBRATE TUESDAY DAY festivities planned.
Oh I guess if the forecast wind don't blow me away I'll get that tractor mounted pump assembly cleaned up,, tested and ready to mount back on the mower. Looks something like this one only mine's vertical and only 19 gallon .
Got to run a hot wire to it again , but that ain't no biggie.
Or I could just wait till the nutzo neighbor buys the big tow behind model he had his eye on then borrow it huh? :-)
Supposed to get real windy later today ,
52.9 °F
Clear
Humidity: 91%
Wind: 2.2 mph SE
Wind Gust: 4.5 mph
Visibility: 10.0 miles
Dew Point: 50 °F
Pressure: 30.08 in (Steady)
sunrise 6:50 AM ( bout now as a matter of fact)
NWS forecast: Partly sunny, with a high near 72. Windy, with a south wind 15 to 20 mph increasing to between 25 and 30 mph. Winds could gust as high as 40 mph.
Gotta get my pills down I reckon.
Speaking of pills Check out Hermit Jim , all about aspirin.
OH!! BTW.. Happy Birthday to OREO Cookies.
BBL
OK, Breakfast heating up and while that's going on here's some pretty cool video for ya. It really looks great on a big screen if you can do that. HighDef video of life
And last thing. Hope you get at least a grin from the following groaners. ( you been warned)
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
What do you get when you squeeze an olive? Oliver Twist!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly Unsaturated
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod (curtain rod)
What goes 99-thump, 99-thump? A centipede with a wooden leg.
Why was the man arrested for waiting in the Big Top? He was loitering within tent.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.
What's long, yellow and fruity? An apple in disguise.
Why did the work at home mom avoid crackers? Because being home with her kids made her crackers enough!
What's black white black white black white black white black white...a penguin rolling down the stairs.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors? So he could hide in the M&M dish without being seen!
Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.
Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"
Why were all the ink spots crying? Their father was in the pen.
What did the dog say to the tree? bark.
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh
What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".
What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day.
Why did the booger cross the road, because he was being picked on
What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy 'O Furniture.
Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies.
How to you organize a spacey party? You planet.
How do you start a book about ducks?...With an introduction.
How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrott noises.
Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetas!
What did one frog say to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!
What do you call an Italian feline trying on clothes? Catalina dressing.
If a athlete get's athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Mistle Toe.
Santa says to Mrs. Claws "Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas?". Mrs Claws: "Look's like rain, dear"
What did the digital watch say to his mom? "Look mom no hands."
How does the gingerbread man make his bed? With cookie sheets
Dang it!!! Almost 1 PM and I slap A missed lunch. What it was was, I was out in the barn fooling with that big ole sprayer and happen to look out to the driveway and there's a strange truck sitting here. Strapped on my 6 shooter and went to investigate since I don't think nobodies gonna just leave me a new truck!!
That thing sure is fancy. got blue tooth , stereo, all sorts of electronic stuff that he showed me. But he couldn't tell me how to get the spare tire down from underneath. :-)
Gotta RTFB, I betcha they cover that somewhere.
Now I gonna get something. I'm hungry and frustrated working on getting my sprayer working.
Can you hear me groaning from there?
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, some of them are pretty good!
Yea, Hermit, I though that moaning was the wind around the door seal, but guess it was you. :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, I liked them. Now you know you can go sky diving without a parachute, but only once!!
ReplyDeleteI've heard that said Dizzy. But strangely only as second hand, never in the first person. :-)
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